Jemima was filled with a dark and familiar
- Jemima was filled with a dark and familiar sense of foreboding as she read the message scratched into the gnarly tree bark. This could mean only one thing: the otters were back.
- The otters were a mutant breed, placed on earth only to attempt procreation with human life forms. As of yet they have been unsuccessful, Jemima remembered the last time.
- the honey badgers attempted to mate with humans; it was fun in a disaterous sort of way, but still fun and you gotta take fun where and when you can get it, especially when
- you are from the Ozarks and your only friend is a honey badger. But this honey badger had a third limb. Actually it was a human arm coming straight out of its neck and
- it could do a lot of interesting prehensile acts which were going over well at the erotic shows in Vegas. All you had to do was get volunteers to come on stage. One day a fat broad
- demonstrated her "special skill," the likes of which had been whispered about, but never seen since Madam Braguvne performed at the
- Boy Scout Jubilee of 1879. In a secret ceremony held just off the campground, Mme Braguvne did more than just turn those boys into men. In fact, several later remembered that
- there were curious whirring and clicking sounds during their trysts with Mme Braguvne and one Scout was fairly certain that the lily white buttocks he was currently watching on
- his monitor exhibited the same dual-source albedo that he'd seen displayed in a documentary about Congressional frivolity. But that shot had been from the front, whereas this one--
- he had no idea where the f#@% it came from,and it really didn't matter!Nobody got hurt,he was alive,saturday morning cartoons were on and life was good again...
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- 2011-02-14 22:37:01
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- 2011-07-06 16:46:42
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