List of the stupidest Superheros ever invented:

List of the stupidest Superheros ever invented: 1) Captain Carbuncle, able to cause unsightly boils to appear on his oponents face, secret ability: cures warts 2) Matter Eater Lad,
with the power to be a human 3) Shimmy Shame with the power to
have some serious potential. 4) Skippy Slambagger with the power to
buy friends and pay off inconveniences. His family was Sold money from the real Underworld. Every atom of his body was designed to twist things. And yet, he was my best friend.
Imps are like that. And sometimes, you just need someone for whom you can fix the things they break. To take care of. Twelve years after I inherited the imp's services, we were wed
-ged between a rock and a hard place, because the nature of imps is that they cannot help getting into trouble, somehow. The imp swore up and down that its pyramid scheme would
square the circle. Not only that, but if you upgraded to the Granite Package your pyramid could produce either the Philosopher’s Stone or make gold from lead. The imp dared us to
chose the expensive option of granite. I mean, I would love to make lead into gold. I could finally turn the southern mine fields into riches and build and amass an army to
take over the world. But since I cannot turn lead into gold I shuffle along as best as I can. Later when I saw it, i had second thoughts of having chosen the granite. It looked out
from black masses. once i discovered that turning lead into gold wasn't even the goal, it became less and less important that it wasn't possible. my shuffle turned into a fold.

Started: 2013-12-05 09:18:10
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