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A Frenchman, a Mexican, and an African-Canadian

  • A Frenchman, a Mexican, and an African-Canadian walk into a bar in southeastern Kentucky. The music stops. Reg
  • ulations from the fire department clearly state that the bar's maximum safety capacity has been exceeded by one. The Frenchman, Mexican, and African-Canadian play Russian Rou
  • lette. The African-Canadian put the gun to his temple. The Mexican began to play the theme music from "The Good, the Bad & the Ugly" on a panflute. This pissed off the Frenchman
  • who in a fit of rage hit an Italian in the eye with a baguette. In the corner, watching all this multicultural confusion was a Swiss, who amused, nibbled on a bar of chocolate
  • soap. Brown bubbles formed on his mouth and people thought that he had
  • been fermenting beer in his stomach again. Not this time, however, as there was no hoppy smell about him and he didn't seem drunk at all. Perplexed, they sought the advice of the
  • gastroenterlogist about this idea of starting a brewery in his stomach. The doctor was pretty excited about the idea and invested $250K in the venture. The Beer Belly Brewery
  • Legal
  • pads fill the Cosmos -- it's the law. The beat patrol can walk the beat, the dots and pulses can clamor for
  • limited attention from the SETI program and amateur astronomers. The beat patrol will need to walk the beat at 200 bpm whilst listening to Dutch gabber. Comply or die!
Started
2011-12-19 16:34:19
Finished
2013-01-31 22:18:54

1 Comments

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    BlastedHeath Feb 02 2013 @ 19:38

    The music never stops ... ;-)

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