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SpaceX completed its first mission to Mars

  • SpaceX completed its first mission to Mars April 1, 2025. By 2052 the first base founded by geologists, physicists, & xenobiologists thawed a sample of water ice containing
  • a hairy toe. This was no ordinary hairy toe. It was the only Martian remains of Nathaniel Burtwhistle, Victorian space pioneer. His steam powered rocket launched in 1853 landed on
  • Miss Lydia Garfinkle's veranda. Lydia, attracted by Nathaniel's hairy martian toes, invited him to stay for some sweet tea and conversation. Within a few weeks, they were hitched.
  • The tea was delightful, the conversation riveting, and the lovemaking loud. Lydia and Nathaniel were head over heels and their interplanetary marriage was the talk of the town. The
  • next day, Nathaniel popped the big question and Lydia said "snerfschnock," meaning"yes". Her sisters Lyla and Erlarghfnard agreed to the bridesmaids at their intergalactic wedding.
  • The intergalactic weeding was Ristoze 3 affair which meant the Shallisties had to be inducted by the Conversion magnified. Nathaniel would have to be frozen in time until Lydia
  • could find the secret codex that unlocked Nathaniel's inner-consciousness. Of course, the Shallisties were in possession of the codex, and they weren't willing to give it to Lydia.
  • Anna Russian Tomato and her brother Black were on the team of researchers for the secret codex. Something about lycopine that helped open that closed door! Dr. Sardonicus had 13
  • nipples on his left man-boob that he hoped the tomato's equation would help to solve. He was so distressed about these that Dr. Sardonicus wouldn't even disrobe for his own doctor.
  • He pointed randomly at a man in the peanut gallery and said, "I will disrobe only in front of that man's doctor." "That is a mirror & that man is you," said his doctor, "drop'em."

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