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The pretender king of the cats is outside

  • The pretender king of the cats is outside making his case. The crowd is ominously quiet. The still before the storm? There are some whispers about a resistance movement being born.
  • The silence was shattered by a thundering clap as demonic portals started to spawn through the reality dimension and came out millions of creatures of hatred and death.
  • The Pope gingerly lowered the lid back onto the teapot. "Mouldy," he said. "It is infallibly mouldy. Gentlemen, will you settle for peppermint?"
  • A chorus of anxious nods replied. Silence. The Pope watched as the nods continued beyond a comfortable time, resisting the urge to speak and break the queasy silence. Eventually
  • it dawned on The pope that everyone in the audience had been replaced by nodding-head dolls. He looked up to God. "Why are they placating me, oh Lord?" he asked. The answer came
  • in the form of a gusty wind from all directions. The bobbleheads, their nodding now disrupted, looked at the sky, and looked at one another, as though to ask, "Who am I?"
  • Slowly, they began to morph back to their original human forms, plastic becoming flesh, their heads shrinking to a more normal size. They could finally be free from the terrible
  • curse wrought upon them. But they'd been trapped in the hard, soulless plastic for so long that everyone had to relearn how to be a human again. It didn't come naturally anymore.
  • Some needed to get used to socializing with others, and some never would. Some were fine, others mentally scarred for life. Although the past was rough, they all learned one thing:
  • Reductionism is a copout to gloss over that roughness. Dust to dust, star-sparkle dust-devils, rivers to the sea, whatever -- long long stretches of living in horror is not right.
Started
2018-04-26 22:58:20
Finished
2018-05-07 19:45:56

18 Comments

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    LordVacuity May 07 2018 @ 21:03

    So, I guess I shouldn't mention that my Death Star only has one toilet at the center of the station. Its use is discouraged but its installation was a legal requirement. The halls leading to it are all infinity times infinity high and wide but only 23 inches apart so most people end up touching the walls on the way in and out in the dark. It isn't exactly dark but there is only one 40 watt light hanging right over the toilet about 9 feet up. For some reason the floors of the hallways feel wet and slippery but aren't even though it feels like they are.
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    BlastedHeath May 07 2018 @ 22:28

    Does it come with instructions?
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    LordVacuity May 07 2018 @ 23:17

    That's the thing. It should come with instructions, what Death Star doesn't, oh yeah, this one. Somehow you are supposed to figure out how to use a toilet on your own.
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    BlastedHeath May 07 2018 @ 23:26

    Poop is so Terra 21st Century and previously. Picard's Enterprise did have those little wrapped soaps, though.
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    BlastedHeath May 07 2018 @ 23:28

    Kubrick had instructions for his space toilet, but hey, that was back in the day when Mrs. Peel had an eye in her door.
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    LordVacuity May 07 2018 @ 23:47

    Oh, I thought those had been suppositories.
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    LordVacuity May 07 2018 @ 23:49

    I don't remember the eye, but I, too, would have had an eye in her door.
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    LordVacuity May 07 2018 @ 23:50

    Does that make me a space masher?
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    BlastedHeath May 08 2018 @ 00:01

    I don't know about that, but Mrs. P and Bruce Lee had something in common re: catsuits.
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    BlastedHeath May 08 2018 @ 00:04

    As for potato-space, if I may break out of my loop, there was
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    LordVacuity May 08 2018 @ 00:13

    I assumed there would be which is why I acted in manner that I did. You can't say the stiff didn't walk out of there on his own because that was all her latent image.
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    LordVacuity May 08 2018 @ 00:14

    Then there is September and coming back to your crusty boring persona again.
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    BlastedHeath May 08 2018 @ 00:22

    Yes, well
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    LordVacuity May 08 2018 @ 00:27

    That, exactly.
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    LordVacuity May 08 2018 @ 00:28

    Exactly, that.
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    BlastedHeath May 08 2018 @ 00:33

    I wouldn't be so sure about that.
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    LordVacuity May 08 2018 @ 01:00

    That is many things but that is not like that.
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    Woab May 08 2018 @ 14:29

    This comments section is like many a baffling dream I've had of alien toilets with no instructions.

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