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Some of us

  • Some of us
  • Like to be the center of attention. But
  • I prefer holding a mirror to these types, a bathroom mirror with fluorescent lighting that exposes their every flaw. What fools they are to get my attention. Aspersions, I cast ye!
  • Screamed the trapped soul in the funhouse mirror.
  • It's distorted visage reminded me of... my God. Is that. No, it can't be. But it was. The head in the mirror winked menacingly and then my cart dropped down a tunnel lined with
  • playing cards, old books, and tea pots. Down, down, down the rabbit hole I went. The evil mirror crashed down the hole after me, pieces falling into my eyes and distorting my
  • my vision with blood that leaked from the ensuing lacerations. I would have to depend on other eyes, and my third one unfolded, a three-dimensional pyramid spinning out in all
  • directions, creating a virtual image in my mind so vivid I almost forgot about the pain. It was still there, though, and feeling warm ooze on my chest reminded me of the troubles I
  • had with chest hair waxing. I began to panic in reality, although I was virtually elsewhere. Or was it the other way around? I sensed my body traveling faster than light and then
  • remembered the salesman saying that size 34 underpants would press my testicles up against my spine and give me a terrible headache. I immediately freed myself from the underpants.
Started
2013-08-06 15:49:26
Finished
2015-07-14 03:41:25

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jul 14 2015 @ 05:06

    Let me guess, the size 34 underpants with the little white rabbit pattern?
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    mensaque Jul 14 2015 @ 20:39

    I really like this one...made "sense" hahaha

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