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Hay un chico que vive en Guatemala. Se llama

  • Hay un chico que vive en Guatemala. Se llama Antonio.
  • Es dueño de un burro llamado Carlos de Los Angeles Hernández Pérez de Barajas. Tiene una larga historia y se puede rastrear su ascendencia a la burra que llevó a Jesús.
  • Quintana, personaje que podría recordar de la película El gran Lebowski. Esta historia no es sobre el burro, pero sobre el propietario del burro
  • Propiedad de burro se ha transmitido de padres a hijos. Los niños ricos a menudo personalizar su burro con pintura en aerosol.
  • El burro tenía escoliosis y gritó: "Wee-SNAW!" Mi padre tocaba las castañuelas para el burro. Me lo vendió a Rico por algunos churros. Burro para churro.
  • Pero luego me dí cuenta de que usaría el burro para ir a comprar churros. Menuda ironía. Si no hubiera comprado el burro, ahora ya tendría los churros.
  • Al final, entre churros y burros, tuve que irme a casa. Con un burro de más, y churros de menos. Por suerte, allí me esperaba Chispas, la perra que compré hace un mes, que siempre
  • " said Dora. Then she ate a burrito. "Yo quiero Taco Bell," Boots said. "I like tacos and burritos." Then Swiper swooped in and swiped their fast food away. They siesta'd.
  • When they woke up, they decided to finally take Swiper out. They followed Mappa's directions, over the hill and through the flowers, and found Swiper napping. Out of backpack came
  • the railroad spike. They crawled low- through the flowers- and surrounded Swiper. Their hands shook as they grasped the spike, together. Blood seeped into to the forest floor.
Started
2011-09-20 20:36:30
Finished
2012-05-08 12:58:47

5 Comments

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    Zetawilk May 08 2012 @ 15:21

    Swiper, no dying!
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    Chaz May 08 2012 @ 18:21

    Spanish to English using Google Translate: There's a guy who lives in Guatemala. His name is Antonio. He owns a donkey named Carlos Hernandez Perez Los Angeles Barajas. It has a long history and can trace their ancestry to the donkey that carried Jesus. Quintana, a character who could remember from the movie The Big Lebowski. This story is not about the donkey, but the owner of the donkey donkey property has been passed from father to son. Rich children often personalize your ass with spray paint. The donkey had scoliosis and cried, "Wee-SNAW!" My father played the castanets for the donkey. I sold it to Rico for some churros. Donkey for churro. But then I realized it would use the donkey to go buy churros. What a irony. If I had not bought the donkey, now have the churros. In the end, between churros and donkeys, I had to go home. With more than a donkey, and churros less. Luckily, I expected there Sparky, the dog I bought a month ago, as always, "said Dora. - From Burros to Churros
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    buddyboy4711 May 08 2012 @ 18:32

    Thanks for the translation, Chaz! Spanish is too much fun.
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    Chaz May 08 2012 @ 18:46

    By the way, it was customize your 'donkey' with spray-paint. Curse you Google!
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    SlimWhitman May 09 2012 @ 06:13

    ¿más español? http://foldingstory.com/sa07l/

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