"In March, there will be a hard frost, followed
- And Richard wasn't Poor anymore, but he sure paid like he was. Madame Zooza thought about her real dream, which was to write bumper stickers, not for this stupid Almanac.
- Madam Zooza gazed in her crystal ball for bumper sticker ideas and came up with: “My child was inmate of the month at county jail” “Don’t drink and park. Accidents cause people.”
- But she hit bumper sticker gold when her crystal ball revealed: "Honk if you're horny" and "Honk if you're not horny". Madam Zooza couldn't sleep for all the honking horns so she
- called her best friend, Madam Wong, for advice & a sleeping potion."Stuff eears with peelow & dreenk magic tea! Honking horns stop soon." Madam Wong told Madam Zooza. then hung up.
- Madam Zooza blinked thrice, confused by her friend's advice and sudden racist accent. "The Madam Wong I know would've told me she was a Wereracist! This is worse than I thought!"
- madam Zooza continued: "I don't even know why chinese people would even hate the werewolves." -"Well, we not like, they too fluffy. And weird." madam Wong answered her friend and
- Led them to the green dragon society 's dungeon, introducing madam Zooza and company to her colleagues. This only got more convoluted as the day went by.
- A contradiction of reason brought the group to a halt. None of them really knew what they were doing there or why they all ha to show up. Luca piped up, "I know I say
- lets play hide and seek!" The group looked at her silently. "Anyone?" Luca asked. "Ugh fine" and she stomped off. "Whats up with her?" asked Bob. "She needs a Snickers." said Trump
- Started
- 2012-04-07 14:23:48
- Finished
- 2016-04-26 04:59:31
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