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La pequeña Mejunglanza asesina carbodestructiva.

  • La pequeña Mejunglanza asesina carbodestructiva.
  • "Suddenly, we are all supposed to know Spanish!", the old Polish lady complained as she found there were no more Polish delis on Clark St. in her neighbourhood. Mrs. Cysowski spoke
  • to anyone within earshot, whether or not they spoke her language. The following Friday, Ms Cysowski went to the market only to find that the kielbasa was replaced by chorizo.
  • "Aye!" Ms. Cysowski uttered a series of German curse words. "When I said I wanted to be 'porked', this was not what I had in mind!" The chorizo stared at her, tempted to giggle.
  • It thought better of it, however, upon noticing the menacing gleam in the woman's eyes. Whilst this may all be a joke to the chorizo, it was clear that Ms Cysowski was anything but
  • joking. Ms Cysowski was intent on having a chorizo & egg breakfast taco or 2. The chorizo being sentient wasn't going to stop her from having a chorizo & egg breakfast taco or 2.
  • "How long has Ms. Cysowski been like this?" Dr. Goodfeel asked Hiram the night nurse. "Ever since she had that chorizo & egg breakfast taco this morning," answered Hiram. "Put her
  • in ICU with an IV drip and monitor her vitals." Dr. Goodfeel said solemnly. "This woman will never feel good again." he shook his head. Another innocent victim of breakfast tacos..
  • Meanwhile, the taco truck continued its journey, leaving behind it a wake of gastrointestinal devastation. Its owner got smart & hitched a porta-potty truck to it, charging $5 a cr
  • ack (pun intended) for customers’ quick relief. That is, until an idiot ignored the potty’s NO SMOKING sign, entered with a lit cigarette, and blew potty and truck to Kingdom Come.
Started
2016-08-03 18:53:53
Finished
2020-03-01 16:55:59

1 Comments

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    Woab Mar 03 2020 @ 12:08

    Those last 2 lines are solid gold.

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