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Andrew climbed the stairs. He had been climbing

  • Andrew climbed the stairs. He had been climbing for hours, but there seemed to be no end to this stairwell. Just as he was about to give up, however,
  • the stairs ran out, and Andrew made his way to the top of the Misty Trail. He gazed over the waterfall in amazement. And the sun hit the waterfall just right to make a rainbow on
  • the mountain peak and then he remembered what the faux Gypsy woman at the strip center had told him about the rainbow around the mountain top. He pulled free his Elven blade & took
  • out his magic orb. The Gypsy woman had told him that if he dropped the orb off the mountaintop, it would summon the rainbow's Leprechaun. Now, at the top of Rainbow Mountain, he
  • held out the orb, conflicted between what he should and wanted to do. He remembered how his mother had pressed it in his hands, and told him to save his father, trapped between the
  • nebulous constraints of a fading mother's ideals, he shook between the two shirtless souls trapped in a wall of girders primed to garrote those entrapped. He could save one.
  • Of course, he chose the one with the teeny ta-tas, as he figured she would have less need for fancy bras from Victoria's Secret, and so would cost him less in anniversary gifts.
  • Anyway, that’s her opinion. The truth is he doesn’t evaluate a woman by the size of her ta-tas. Nope. Other than a pretty face and a good sense of humor, he liked women with a big
  • third eye, but a girl like that was hard to come by. One day though,he found an alien with the best third eye he had ever seen, The eye was cyan and a good mixture of evilness and
  • mellowness although he couldn't quite work out what was wrong with the pupil. Suddenly, it dawned on him
Started
2018-08-26 22:54:52
Finished
2019-03-28 19:34:32

2 Comments

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    MadWorld Mar 29 2019 @ 14:53

    A cliffhanger...to be continued...it must be a serial. Brilliant!!!
  2. Avatar

    Woab Mar 31 2019 @ 12:28

    Join us next week for the thrilling conclusion of Elfin Melvin and the Three-eyed Sphinx.

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