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It was February. It was hot. The polar bears

  • It was February. It was hot. The polar bears were darn right lethargic. I don't know where they got the guitars from or the drum set. "Outta theys Ass." That was their one hit. Two
  • more degrees& they'd shed all their fur. After that happened, The Barenaked Polar Bears went on the road, their first tour, trying to make it big. They just wanted to be cool again
  • ddfhbf
  • ddfhbf
  • Classe 2°C
  • Much too classy for me, I'm afraid. I'm just a tumply old imp with bad teeth, bad hair and bad breath. My clothes are all secondhand, and I like them. I don't ask for much, just a
  • bowl of soup. That's right, I'm the soup imp. You may call me "simp" if it makes it easier for you. My favourite is chicken soup (shocker) but I'm partial to cream of mushroom too.
  • Okay, Mr. Simp. What are you doing in my soup???
  • Mr. Simp was surprised at the person who was eating the soup, so he took the squirrels out of his pants and ran the heck out of there.
  • The squirrels watched Mr. Simp skedaddle. “What am I to do now? I’ve grown accustomed…to…his…pants!” “Buck up, Higgins,” said the other squirrel, “we’ll think of something."
Started
2020-02-19 20:59:29
Finished
2020-04-12 12:44:13

3 Comments

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    Woab Apr 13 2020 @ 14:20

    Mosaic, that cracked me up!! And I love Flopp's character Simp the soup imp.
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    LordVacuity Apr 15 2020 @ 12:41

    https://vocaroo.com/ijMmDuLNrAS
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    Woab Apr 15 2020 @ 16:55

    LOL- I like the Aussie-accented female voice saying "so he took the squirrels out of his pants and ran the heck out of there".

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