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The journey had begun. My backpack was full

  • The journey had begun. My backpack was full of what was left of my life..running shoes, blown out from miles of marathon training, dirty socks, a half eaten snackbar, and Huck Fin
  • Everything that was there reminded me of memories which made me decided about moving on, changing my my routine.
  • Yes, it was official. I was now going to brush my teeth BEFORE eating my breakfast.
  • This, I realized, THIS was living dangerously! I felt...free...exhilarated by the possibilities! After brushing my teeth, I ran to the fridge. For breakfast, I would eat something
  • that most people would find disgusting. But I loved it. I ate 2 raw eggs, a candy bar made of chocolate covered ants, and washed it down with a big glass of tang.
  • That was just for starters. Then came the palate cleanser: lemon-prune sorbet, yum. I then had some linguine in a vat of squid ink, an order of escargot, and a side of fried
  • bat wings with wildebeest-bile dipping sauce--only the finest cuisine to enjoy while watching the Big Game straight from our dorm room in Heck U. I only worried that the reception
  • would be periodically interrupted by the constant firestorm outside, and of course, it was. But I had a lot of hell money on this game, and I had to make sure I saw as much as
  • my dead eyes could see. I knew I was going to rue this when the high water came but I bet all my hell money on a knob kneed nag from Nantucket named Naughty Nellie Niner Niner Xray
  • Whodunit Tamerlane Foxylady. "Empty your lungs, sonny," she said as the tide took us under. "I have enough oxygen in my lungs to keep us both supplied." She was a nice kisser, too.
Started
2015-07-21 17:06:42
Finished
2020-01-10 17:00:28

6 Comments

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    BlastedHeath Jan 10 2020 @ 19:19

    I hope the first two players found good paths.
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    BlastedHeath Jan 10 2020 @ 19:21

    And k3ef and dealrnodeal as well!
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    Woab Jan 11 2020 @ 16:32

    A helluva journey with a very good ending!
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    SlimWhitman Jan 12 2020 @ 06:25

    I agree, very much like the ending, Blasted!
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    LordVacuity Jan 12 2020 @ 12:22

    I also heard she was a real mudder.
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    BlastedHeath Jan 13 2020 @ 22:08

    (blushes behind his hand)

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