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Out of the darkness walked a tall robed figure.

  • Out of the darkness walked a tall robed figure. With him he carried a massive scythe that would take 3 grown men to lift. He was on a mission. He walked forth and prepared
  • his backmasked speech for the talking Ken doll production. "Lla uoy evol I tub tuo hsal I." With his deed done, the grim reaper-LARPer moseyed on out of the recording studio to
  • find that the studio was occuppied by Dr. Dre. They had been frozen in a time-stretch, trying to write Dre's album for the last 10 years. The grim reaper-LARPer
  • they needed new material, now. The time-stretch demanded originality. It rejected any movie, TV, or hit record references. Dr Dre hired hypnotists to did deep into his mind for
  • some answers, what has he done, and why? Dr Dre needed to remember why he did his evil scheme. Dr Dre hired the hypnotists to make him remember.
  • But Dr Dre neglected to check on Angie's List to learn who the most reputable hypnotists were & ended up hiring a couple of real doozies.The hypnotists implanted false memories in
  • Snoop Cloney-Clone's mind: upon waking, he believed that he was Princess Kate. "Where's my tiara?" the confused rapper-clone asked Dre. Dre snarled at the hypnotists. "What the
  • Salamanders happening here? A guy steps out of the room two minutes and everyone's got their shoes on their hands! A quick fumble through my pockets soon revealed the sad state of
  • affairs: I had no shoes to put on my hands. Oh the shame! The humility! I was forced by my salamander comrades to go into exile in the wastelands, where I could only eat mice and
  • plan my eventual uprising against those who cast me out. They're time would come... I would make them all pay for what they've done.

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