The Bible in 10 folds. God creates paradise,
- The Bible in 10 folds. God creates paradise, gets bored, makes two humans & tells them not to eat an apple. Ofcourse they do, get kicked out & turn truly wicked, except one guy Noa
- h. He was cool, so God told him there was going to be a flood. Noah and some made it. Then a little ways down came Moses. Moses was a cool guy except that his
- Sense of direction was a little off and he had an irritating trait of nosiness. Just minding your own business, and suddenly Moses comes in with his "thou shalt not"'s and his
- crazy burning bush story.Now he's telling us we gotta trudge through the desert behind some giant cloud that supposed to be God? I think this Moses guy's drunk,that's what I think.
- But wait. Was that really a burning bush, or was it really God, the Lord of Lords, and the King of Kings - right there appearing before Moses? Perhaps it was I who was drunk.
- But wait another minute. Jesus turned water into wine, so drinking is not sinful according to the Bible. Neither is dancing, for that matter. It is party time with Jesus! I got up
- and started dancing. Jesus was reviving this Toga party, someone had brought lox and bagels, and Jesus had turned it into a seafood buffet.
- There were many fish, commonly found in sushi. Three years later, these fish were toxic from Fukushima radiation. This was the last supper!
- I had always pictured the modern last supper as being a little more...composed? Well, the irradiated fish aren't half bad. I happen to prefer mutated Brussels sprouts too. Overall,
- the idea of a food fight at The Last Supper was rather creative, I had to admit. Finally seeing the genius in the piece, I raised my paddle and made a bid for $4. I won.
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- 2013-12-05 06:48:37
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- 2016-07-14 16:36:12
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dTwanty Jul 15 2016 @ 03:08
Great one.