One slow motion step forward...now I'm closing

One slow motion step forward...now I'm closing my eyes. This is it
The cameras were pointed towards the stage as the two families stood behind the stands, name tags apparent, and surnames projected onto the screens behind each. Then, the clapping
got louder. The two families didn't dare look at each other. It was the bitter jealousy in the air that fuelled Steve Harvey's lust for competition.
"And the next category is..." Steve Harvey paused for effect as everyone eyed the screen anxiously. "Things you wouldn't buy for your Grandma's birthday!" The next players stepped
up their game. "Hmm, things not to buy for Granny's birthday. I'll say dungeon apparel, because she likes to pick out her own." After a ding and high-fives, it was Granny Wiggins'
s turn to give the tongue lashing. Granny Wiggins scooted up to the microphone with her walker which had a basket to hold her 5 lb oxygen tank that she needed to breathe. "Your dea
attention please." Granny said into the mic. "Will the owner of a super girly Ford Fiesta please move it out of the way. And to the guy who was rude to me, your chlamydia results a
-rrived and the doctor recommends a full genitalectomy." I had never heard Granny speak like this, let alone over a loudspeaker. Stifling a laugh she added, "Oh, and your old man
wears Army boots!” That was a stupid insult since my dad WAS in the Army and CERTAINLY wore Army boots. I had to think of an original, sensible insult, so I said, “Yeah? Well, YOUR
dad wears a bra!" I must've hit a nerve, cuz he burst out crying. I quickly reassured him:"Cross dressing is commonplace nowadays," guiltily sensing the fabric of my wife's panties

Started: 2016-12-22 03:05:34
Finished: 2022-11-17 08:28:50

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