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She adjusted the water bottles. Straightening

  • She adjusted the water bottles. Straightening the Odwalla juices was a constant headache. When she restacked the premade sandwiches she stopped. In the case was a bloody finger
  • sandwich. However did THAT get out of place? She was certain to keep the watercress-and-human-finger sandwiches in the OTHER case for her zombie patrons. Quickly, she returned it.
  • Who was that man in the corner? He wasn't one of the zombies, but he had a queer look about him. He hadn't ordered a sandwich. Their orders is what usually tipped her off.
  • Maybe it was how the hair on his chin extended all the way up to his widow's peak, which was only visible because it was slightly longer. If teen wolf had binged on turpentine, he
  • would be live today as that was a secret ingredient of longevity among the Homo Canis Lupus - or werewolves. It also kept them smelling pine fresh, which helped with
  • the Wereladies - or Homo Canis Lupi. The female werefolk were pretty irrational, but positively loony during high tide.
  • Irrational by human standards, that is. The werewolf women spent much of their time posing dramatically for calendar spreads, wielding spears (though they were peaceful), jumping
  • rope, and gossiping about werewolf men. They rarely, if ever, hunted. The werewolf men, on the other hand, spent most of their time planning what to do during the next full moon.
  • "As you can see we increased our per capita sheep savaging but cattle was down. Let's get those numbers up. Next slide please. Silver bullets are trading higher, which is good.
  • Harry, your zombie attack setup was excellent. That little charade really took the spotlight off us & bought some time. We should be ready for full attack by about July 2012."
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2010-12-21 18:16:43
Finished
2012-07-11 14:58:33

3 Comments

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    Zetawilk Jul 11 2012 @ 16:02

    If it's a shedding attack, maybe.
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    Chaz Jul 11 2012 @ 17:08

    Barrista Zombies vs. Day-Trading Werewolves, coming to a theater near you
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    SlimWhitman Jul 11 2012 @ 17:32

    There's the circle of life, and then there's the undead circle of death which 49er completed admirably here. Have a cigar!

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