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The side kicks didn't want to be sidekicks

  • The side kicks didn't want to be sidekicks anymore. They wanted to be in charge. So being lead by Bucky they started a revolt. The first attack was on Captain America who
  • nagged to death by Kathy Lee. The Sidekicks of the world united to overthrow the hegemony. Andy Richter grabbed flaming pumpkins and threw them at
  • avistically at Conan O'Brien's hair which ignited. Then Paul Schafer got revenge on Dave for all those snide comments by rigging a stupid human trick so
  • Great dreams grew like tentacles from the oatmeal.
  • That's why it died young.
  • The paper flew past an old man who was sitting alone feeding the ducks, before landing on a rubbish bin. He got up and looked at it, then threw it away with the rest of the trash.
  • So there the will remained, among half-eaten burgers and chewed gum, until the garbage collector arrived on Wed. , Jilly Boe. While collecting the trash, the will fell out. Jilly r
  • eached down to pick it up. "Wot's this?!" Jilly unfolded the will & quickly scanned it. "Holy Moses!" Dropping everything (except the will, of course), Jilly hightailed it to
  • the village attorney's office to check it's authenticity. "You are the sole heir," the attorney told Jilly. "Congratulations. However, there's a catch. You must
  • change you name to "Jelly" and whenever you laugh you must do so in a jolly manner." "Like Santa Claus?" "Exactly." Jilly signed the documents. "At least I get the last laugh."

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