Chasing fast food calories this week we viisit
- Chasing fast food calories this week we viisit Chuli's Chip shop in Sheffield. Mr. Chuli please describe your creation the McDöner ." "It is burger wrapped in döner deep fried in
- canola oil, stacked high and slathered with a special sauce. The McDöner is healthy, too. It's served on a bed of iceberg lettuce!" "Iceburg - does anyone really eat that stuff?"
- He put a pipe to his mouth. "Well, no my good sir, not since... the accident." "W-what accident?" "When the fucking Titanic hit a fucking iceberg jesus you're so fucking insensitiv
- e!!". Margery intervened: "Ok, ok everyone. Calm down, calm down now. Let's do, yes, let's put the telly on. Is there anything good on? Oh yes, yes this is good. This is about
- the various misadventures of dysfunctional sea creatures. WON'T EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN?" That finally got the kids' attention. They'd never seen Margery so angry and started crying.
- With the children quaking in appropriate fear, Margery pushed back her hair and glared at her charges. " REMEMBER KRAKEN'S LOVE THE TASTE OF SWEATY BRATS LIKE YOU SO WE WILL ALL
- BE QUIET AND BEHAVE OURSELVES, OKAY?!” The children froze in fear. It was silent for about ten seconds until every single child started screaming in fear. Except one.
- Little Sidney Lou Hu, who was no more than few and had been blessed with total deafness, sat quietly as the other children shrieked. Then he rose upon their sound waves and
- hovered over to the minifridge over the mantlepiece and pulled out a can of coffee. Sidney shook, spraying coffee out over the shrieking children, sowing the seeds of chaos.
- “I must brew coffee but can’t!” he yelled, glaring at the children. “You brats stole my percolator!” The children were mum. None liked his perked coffee, preferring drip instead.
- Started
- 2015-07-02 19:48:07
- Finished
- 2021-10-08 19:38:43
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