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The Mayor laughed, slapping his top scientist,

  • The Mayor laughed, slapping his top scientist, Dr. Bill Schwartz, on the back. "How much torque does it take to rip a pregnant college girl's nipples off? That's what we're here to
  • find out, on today's episode of MYTHBUSTERS!"
  • "Jamie, I have a great idea for a myth!" The mustached walrus gave a tired "Hm-hm"t. "If you dig all the way through earth, would you see stars?" Jamie handed him a spade and left
  • the sound of dirt being shoveled from the earth for a clambake.Jamie waddled, whistling,"I am the Walrus." He happened onto a fork at the road.One led to ice and the other to fire.
  • Jamie chose the path of fire. His happy whistling stopped when he stumbled upon a burnt corpse. "Holy hell," Jamie cursed. "This guy got burned real bad."
  • "Yeah," Jack said breathlessly, his eyes wide. "You kind of...umm...how did you do that?" Jamie shrugged. "I don't know. I just kind of closed my eyes and concentrated, I guess."
  • They stared at the new baby, and it stared back. "Jack!" Jamie cried, "It's going to say it's first words." The baby spoke: "Aroooga, Aroooga, duck, dong." They
  • both paused, awed into silence. "I think he was trying to our names, Jack! Oh, let me get the video recorder, I need to document this." As Jamie hurriedly left the nursery, Jack
  • asked the giant to repeat himself. The giant cleared his throat loudly and slowly recited the words for Jack. Jaime returned with the voice recorder just in time for
  • the event. She was carrying an old giant recorder designed for giant cassettes, and nostalgia gripped the giant's heart. Lacking characters to elaborate his feelings, he grunted.
Started
2015-05-24 15:45:53
Finished
2015-06-08 16:33:14

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jun 08 2015 @ 16:48

    Nice, I was just working up a finish, when Servant lept in & did me one better. I like the cameo of Madam Wong's entrance in the foldingstory universe... http://foldingstory.com/aahat/
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    Servant Jun 08 2015 @ 23:33

    I just read the 'Arooga' story, thanks for the link SlimWithman. I would have liked to read your ending, you made me curious!

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