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In the FoldingStory tabletop game, I chose

  • In the FoldingStory tabletop game, I chose my traits as Manatee (4) & Detective (3). When the herd of Spam Baby (2) advanced, I rolled my Parkourer (3) skill to wall-jump over them
  • landing on 'Draw a new fold'. 'You encounter the Ratgod. Roll a die. (1-3) His rat minions devour you (4-6) You're bestes friends & can go.' (5). I move Det. Manatee to a wormhole
  • and advance 10 spaces. "Your turn." My friend drew a card. "How many official FoldingStory Rules are there? A)10 B)16 C)26 D)31." "Hmm, uh, 16?" I checked. "Nope. 26! Now you have
  • to do a dare!" We all looked at one another in amazement, this is the first dare Slim has done in ages! It HAD to be a good one! But what? Damnit, I was drawing a blank, until I
  • thought Slim Shady was up for anything he was quite the man of 8 mile back in the day. Hmmm, what would make him rise up even further and then it came to me i'd kidnap Kim
  • Kardashian's butt implants and then present them to Slim Shady so he could make an awesome kick-ass (pardon the pun) song about the all-day job of licking Kim's ass.
  • Slim started rapping about Kim's butt, but quickly digressed to rapping about killing the reality star. This upset Kanye who feared for the safety of his unborn daughter.
  • Kanye ran to save his daughter but then saw the coolest sunglasses he'd ever seen. He was torn. But only for a moment. He went for the sunglasses but they moved away from him.
  • Kanye was about to curse when a voice spoke. "Mr. West, it appears you have failed this trial. A good man would have saved his daughter. You are not fit to pass into the kingdom of
  • parenthood. Yes, that's right. I said YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Kanye West quivered in his shoes when the staff struck the ground. He was very sorry then, but it was too damn late.
Started
2013-01-05 00:37:47
Finished
2013-02-05 22:23:42

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk Feb 05 2013 @ 22:42

    When I first tried the Risus tabletop dice game system, it reminded me of how a Folding Story typically plays out. Here are the rules for those interested: http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/risus.htm

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