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It was a hot day in June and as I was going

  • It was a hot day in June and as I was going to work
  • my underwear elastic gave and my panties came tumbling to the ground. It was the middle of WWII and rubber was on ration so elastic didn't really hold. I picked up my undies and ke
  • pt going amidst the laughter and bullets. "DAMN THE NAZIS!" I screamed, hiking my panties up in frustration as I stepped over bodies. Bodies with elastic waistband underpants!!
  • my m16 still smoking like a grandpa on his only lung was well locked and ready to go.As i was nearly out of breath and hid behind a building i overheard nazis conversating thier ne
  • st move. (German.) "You've got the candles? Will be such a big surprise party for mein fürer!" I approached silently with my rifle. (A surprise all right...)
  • "Und now, mein furer, mach ein vish!" Hitler beamed over his cake with still smoking candles, shut his eyes & thought:"I need ziss party like a hole in the head!" I fired my rifle.
  • Hitler leaned in to blow the little V2 rocket candles. My bullet whizzed over his head, bounced off a tank & landed in the punch bowl, just as Goering ladled a cup for the Fuehrer.
  • "Was ist das?" he exclaimed as he shot punch out of his nose. I held my breath - had the backup poison taken effect? No - he'd just singed his mustache on the V2 birthday candles.
  • Plan D came in handy when wanted to open a present. I gave him Plan D. D for Dynamite. He did not notice the lit fuse on the bottom when started to unwrap it. He was quicker than
  • some, but dumber than dirt, and so he went the way of the Dodo. D is for detonated. D is for dead. E is for Everything Else.
Started
2017-06-19 18:18:31
Finished
2018-02-12 12:42:36

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