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Then she tasted Gengrich's hair. Vanilla

  • Then she tasted Gengrich's hair. Vanilla Icing. His head really was a giant Cupcake.
  • In fact, all of the candidates were dessert treats -- except maybe Romney, and that explained all the antipathy towards him. In the bunker below the Food Channel offices, Alton
  • was trying to cleverly sabotage the Chopped baskets by slipping in mustard greens, wasabi and paint chips for dessert. Alton would spare nothing to see Chopped go down. He wanted
  • the gold for himself! His pregnant wife's would need it to survive the winter, and he'd sworn to himself not to let another batch go bad.
  • Now his wife & unborn child depended upon the very alchemy she'd derided. All those years in musty libraries & combing through ruins meant everything. Only the Philosopher's Stone
  • was of the density and width he needed for the current task. Without a second thought he crammed it into the hole, preventing Tom from losing anymore blood. All he could do now was
  • hope for another chunk of cheese. Man, this whole saving-Tom's-life thing made Jerry pretty hungry. Suddenly there were sounds of stirring from the corner in which he lay
  • dreaming of cheese. Jerry looked over to see Bernadette the sexy mouse from the neighbours house. She waved at Jerry and blew him a kiss. He got the message loud and clear. Jerry
  • understood that what she really meant was "Don't touch my cheese, a**hole, if you know what's good for you." Bernadette was a sexy mouse, but Jerry knew she felt bitter towards him
  • because he didn't have that terrible lisp where he pronounced the letter S as an asterisk. She couldn't even say a*teri*k. She shouldn't have tried to spite Jerry by dating Tom.

2 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Feb 22 2013 @ 01:48

    Moral of the story: Can love transcend species?

  2. SlimWhitman Feb 22 2013 @ 08:40

    We've had a few tries here on FS. Any successes?

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