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In the morning , i decided go to my friend's

  • In the morning , i decided go to my friend's farm.When i got there, i started searching for my friend in the farm but i could not find him, then, i saw a man - eating plant
  • s straight from the garden patch and belching loudly. He said that my fried was in the barn, and pointed toward a long, dilapidated structure at the far edge of the property. I str
  • oppily got my plate & a spatula & set off to get myself the fried egg. Why he won't allow fried eggs in the house is beyond me & by the time I got back to the kitchen the grease on
  • my upper lip smelled a lot like the musk glands on a caribou, which of course made me smile as I listened to the hash browns sizzle on the stove. What people don't know about
  • hash browns is that they only need to be 51% potato to classify. So naturally, as an efficient and experienced short-order cook trained on the back burners of Al's Wine & Dine, I
  • met the minimum requirement. I covered, smothered & chunked 'em too. Best damn hash browns this side of Boise! The other 49% was my secret ingredient: GMO-infused "tater flakes"
  • . Ingredients: dehydrated potato flake, whey powder, mushroom powder, salt, pepper, flavour F1001U, monosodium glutamate, could contain traces of bone meal, radiotracers Ce-137
  • . The perfect ingredients for a weapon of mass destruction. On second thought, WTF is Ce-137?
  • ". The doctor replied: "It's a radioactive isotope of Caesium which is formed as..". "OK. OK. Just make the weapon." Interrupted Phil, "Gee this is gonna be good."
  • Phil rubbed his greasy mitts together as the doctor loaded the Cs-core into the death ray. His whole life had been leading up to this; he would finally get the respect he deserved.
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2014-06-02 01:41:02
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2015-06-06 18:40:54

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