Sally the oral street walker was also an
- Sally the oral street walker was also an entrepreneur! She hated the taste of condoms so she invented her own, they were pink and peppermint flavored. She called them Condom-mints
- , which she had figured was catchy enough to sell itself. It didn't. Entrepreneurship was as much an acquired skill as fellatio and Sally found she was desperate to stop
- the downward spiral of her little novelty condom shop. When the next customer entered she explained that all the items could be tried before purchase. He selected a spiky chilidog
- and without moving from in front of the counter, threw it straight upwards into the ceiling tile. Roof beams buckled and scattered debris tumbling down signaled that it was about
- time for the Kool Aid man to crash through the wall, but little Sally had something up her sleeve, she'd also hailed the Schlitz Malt Liquor bull because she wanted to
- get Schlit-faced and see what happened. One thing led to another and by the time Sally'd polished off her 3rd 24oz can the Kool Aid man had the bull by the
- bullberries. It was a tough spot for Pampy the bull; he had lots of running to do, but he'd never go without his bullhood. "Kool Aid man, let go of my balls por favor!" he cried. 1
- 0101101, which frightened Pampy the bull, because he would only start talking in binary when his testicles were really threatened. On the other hand, since he had THE PLAGUE
- farmer Bob didn't want to cut off his balls so instead he cut off Scampy the Ram's and made Donbalaan, À la carte. Pampy sighed. "Phew!" He could still have little calves. But
- as for Scampy, he would never be a man ram again. He would forever be an it, its livelihood taken away, robbed from it forever. It was a mutant, a defect, a dismembered horror.
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- 2011-04-09 22:11:15
- Finished
- 2011-10-05 18:01:53
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Zetawilk Oct 05 2011 @ 18:03
Moral of the story: Entrepreneurship is entirely arbitrary, but people still recommend starting your own business when you're unemployed.
49erFaithful Oct 05 2011 @ 18:06
Creativity abounds!
Zetawilk Oct 05 2011 @ 18:08
Nice work getting right back onto that novelty condom track after it was lost.
SlimWhitman Oct 05 2011 @ 18:40
bobb3666 gave just enough hints to keep the shop open a few lines more.