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"Yeah, I have gay characters, so what?" She

  • "Yeah, I have gay characters, so what?" She typed. The other author seemed amused. "R u gay or sumthin" He replied. She rolled her eyes at the spelling errors. "Who gives a fuck?
  • " She certainly didn't. Damn hicks, they always stick their noses where they shouldn't. She glanced down at their username, which read "fredphelpsofficial". She felt a cold chill
  • . She knew that name from somewhere. Where did she see it? She vaguely remembered a car. A man. But what happened after that? She really could remember. Whatever she tried, she cou
  • ldn't recall details. But a car and a man. The she recalled. It was a start. The car was driven by the man? No. not right. It was the other way around & that was what was strange
  • a car drove a man, the man was being driven with his hands on the steering wheel he had no control of and I laughed because I didn't know what else to do
  • then when I tried to stop laughing I couldn't. My sides were starting to hurt from all of the laughter. My knees were bruised from all the knee slapping. I was hyperventilating.
  • There, before my very eyes, was Alex Jones sporting a Karen haircut. It all made sense now! Can you imagine Alex in a queue, or served steak that's overcooked? He'd be screaming
  • blood-spattered slaughter. I was briefly amused by a group of naked COEDs; Alex Jones replaced his Karen wig with a black Lady Godiva wig, blended into the crowd and disappeared.
  • "My wig shop!" cried Mr. Androgen, "Someone broke into it and stole my wigs! Stop, theif!" he screamed as he chased Alex Jones through the bloody streets. But Alex had changed his
  • name to Brightburn, although he still responded to Alex and Fluffy Mittens. Mr. Androgen had him in his sights, though, and could have collapsed the quantum manifold, but did not.
Started
2014-12-30 15:04:58
Finished
2020-06-22 15:12:48

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