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"Hey, did you hear that Anger is dating Joy?

  • "Hey, did you hear that Anger is dating Joy? " I'M THE ONE DATING JOY! ANGER'S DATING HAPPINESS! " shouted Wrath. "Who cares?" replied Nonchalance. Meanwhile, wickedness, micheviou
  • s, and laughter all planned on having a slumber party and inviting love he surpassed the strength of all the others easly. plus wickedness had a think for loves figure ;)
  • I litraly dont evn no y i'm speakin lyk dis, so Imma stop. Forsooth, there are those too verbose for their own good, those who, despite obvious disasters lurking on their horizons,
  • I mean not to approach forthwith my liege, but only the humblest of measure to draw yon eyes to the orc hordes which approach verily as by a Northern Zephyr.
  • Geez, it was true. Orc Hordes, migrating. The King wasn't sure what to do about the illegal immigration. Sure, it was illegal for the Orcs to cross the border, but damn, who'd pick
  • up his daughter from Witchcraft 101 if he's out killing Orcs? The King concluded that lowering the standard of living would keep Orcs from immigrating. A wee plague-causing spell
  • The Orcs were already living in his palace, though. At night, the babies played on the roof and inside the cubbies. They ate the raw meat to be prepared Sunday, then hid again.
  • Of course, no one said raising Orcs would be easy. That's why when their babies (and heck, sometimes even the adults) were fast asleep, the neighbours breathe a sigh of relief.
  • As the orc kids grew, trouble followed them. They were expelled from nursery school for putting poxes on the other children and threatening the teacher with maces and battle axes.
  • They formed a gang of orc kids who'd terrify the neighborhood & became the hoard who was the scourge of Middle Earth.So teach your orc kids manners & make sure they stay in school!
Started
2014-05-01 17:25:13
Finished
2016-11-19 10:48:13

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