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When I'm falling, I usually dream that I'm

  • When I'm falling, I usually dream that I'm asleep in bed. It's a strange feeling of false security, and yet I seek it out like any fool would. This time I decided to jump from
  • a eucalyptus tree, so I could empathize with koala bears. I had a find a really tall one, a red wood among grass, if you will. I traveled to Australia and
  • managed to capture a kangaroo for my daughter, tigger, my life like winnie the pooh, anyway i gave her the kangaroo and
  • she found out that the kangaroo is actually a mutated species and giant pincers and giant scorpion tail and a weak point which has to be hit for massive damage. she then throw it
  • and the rest of the bad grammar parade directly at the mutated kangaroo-scorpion monster, which immediately destroyed it so that a less-cliched plot event could be constructed!
  • The less-cliched plot was constructed in a bunker beneath the surface of the Earth but upon activation it turned on its masters. As Dr. Halenoats watched his creation betray him he
  • warned the world saying, "Woah, here she comes. Look out boy she's a man earter." The fear caused Dr. Halenoats to suffer a psychic schism, soon he was Dr. Hall and Mr. Oats
  • , but lambs eat Oates, and does eat Oates, and Dr. Hall would eat a salad. Oatesvwas gaining weight rapidly, not realizing he was being fattened for the man eater
  • & when the maneater'd caged Mr.Oates & revealed his plan, Mr Oates sang "Say it isn't so,say it isn't so painful,wicked things can happen but that bites it even more." Dr.Hall hid
  • in the corridor, watching as the maneater eviscerated the apoplectic Mr. Oates with a rusty spoon and thinking, "He really should have let *me* make the holiday arrangements."
Started
2011-04-21 11:02:08
Finished
2011-12-24 14:05:42

5 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Dec 24 2011 @ 16:04

    Indeed! He could get tetanus.
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    BlastedHeath Dec 25 2011 @ 10:35

    Nice use of contractions, Slim ;-)
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    SlimWhitman Dec 25 2011 @ 10:40

    180 characters is a tight fit - necessity's invention's mother ;-)
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    Leila Dec 26 2011 @ 13:07

    So true @SlimWhitman... I can't even count how many times I've used *exactly* 180 characters.
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    SlimWhitman Dec 26 2011 @ 14:46

    meh...who needs spaces after punctuation.:-)

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