"When did this appear?" thought the young
- "When did this appear?" thought the young maestro as his eyes rested on a glittering black violin. It was definitely not one he had scene before. He picked it up to inspect it.
- The young maestro was galvanized.His fingers moved of their own volition.The ebony violin glistened, quivering the air with torturous beauty. Later all in the room were found dead.
- All, that is, save for one - the maestro himself. He was shaking violently now, and the ebony violin that he had played so beautifully was lying on the floor, with a large crack
- pipe visibly poking out from one of the violin's f holes. Amidst the audible gasp from the orchestra and audience, the maestro pawed at his stringy hair in a frenzy. "You think I
- ..vouldn't have noticed ZHAT YOU HAD MY PIPE HIDING IN YOUR VIOLIN ZHIS WHOLE TIME?" The violinist didn't know what to say, he'd been caught! He stood up and pulled out the pipe, b
- lowing out the theme tune to the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Every verse, he'd pause and sing, "Didja crap yourself on stage, didja crap yourself on stage?" The violinist ran.
- The performance attendees were horrified at the brown sludge seeping from under the violinist, who, mortified, cried:"I thought it was just a fart!" The soloist echoed:"He thought
- it was a fart!" Then played the violinists last melodic phrase back at him in counterpoint. Some in the audience tittered. The viollinist stood, his mistake still running down his
- cheeks, and, in a fit of pique, broke his Stradivarius over his rival's head. The audience gasped what air was left in Constitution Hall. Several people suffocated, but the orchest
- ra played on, much like the orchestra did on deck as Titanic sank. Fate and déjà vu then raised their gnarly heads in unison, as Constitution Hall filled with water and then sank.
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- 2014-12-27 17:15:21
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- 2021-07-08 16:53:17
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Woab Jul 11 2021 @ 12:26
I weep with jocularity!