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It was a beautiful day, a perfect day for

  • It was a beautiful day, a perfect day for shopping
  • At 4.P.M I'm going to a shopping centre
  • I buy on impulse a lot of clothes
  • I spent a lot of money
  • Hehe
  • He, he... HE is the one!" she gasped, and her finger pointed at Cheswyck. Horrified, he pulled his hood over his head and ran from the tavern. An angry mob lit their torches and
  • their leader cried out:"No one farts publicly at Mort's Vittles & gets away with it! Punish him!" Ches was dragged over to where an insanely fat man was stuffing himself with beans
  • And rice. Ches was subjected to even a worse fart. Soneone filmed it and posted it on the web. That was just the beginning of a wonderful friendship.
  • The next war found them together as the legion's standard bearers. Ches was the eagle and Big John was the XXIV/3°. They shared a puma carcass with the fifer before eating him as w
  • ell. The flesh was tender and suffused with magic. Ches ate the tongue and went on to become a famous lawyer. Big John, wanting to be bright, ate the brain and died of meningitis.
Started
2017-11-22 06:06:50
Finished
2017-12-29 23:46:59

1 Comments

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    LordVacuity Dec 30 2017 @ 13:48

    This is why I hate shopping.

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