Phil had been away on business for a long

Phil had been away on business for a long time. He was very homesick and couldn't wait to see his wife again. He opened the door and saw
his wife had set-up some sort cloning device whilst he'd been away. Phil found himself surrounded by 15 versions of his wife greeting his return. They seemed to be busy making
his dinner. Phil thought it quite useful having 15 identical wives. His dinner arrived 15 times quicker. But variety is the spice of life & Phil's wives didn't vary.
Every day Phil had the same argument 15 times because each of his 15 cloned wives couldn't understand why he had to leave the toilet seat up. This was getting too much, he thought.
Mumbling under his breath, Phil then hung a fresh roll of toilet paper on the holder, stood up, washed his hands, sprayed air freshener, & exited. 10 minutes later, his 15 wives
burst outside for some fresh air. Two who tried to squeeze out side by side got stuck in the doorway. A few others opened windows until Phil had his fill of air freshening.
"Oh come on, just one more," begged Maggie as she waved a dark purple Air Freshener tree under Phil's nose. "It's the new MEGA-dank locker fragrance!" Phil tried not to sniff it,
but Maggie rammed the dark purple Air Freshener tree, with the Mega-dank locker-room stank, to the upper reaches of Phil’s sinuses; barking like a mad dog she howled, “Breathe deep
The asylum, this is where you go to learn how to die!" Convulsing madly, their jittering forms merged and spelled out a S.O.S in the stars. The wolf threw up its scraps of hope.
The wolf began flying away like Mary Poppins with its umbrella in doing so he came out of the closet as gay and as the wolf was flying he found the love of their life.

Started: 2015-09-09 16:21:44
Finished: 2019-11-01 03:54:19

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