hmmm wat do i have to acomplish today? house

hmmm wat do i have to acomplish today? house chores or..
shopping? Let me think. My brain hurt. This was just too tough. I decided to sleep on it. I curled up on the couch in the den and went to work.
After the usual clutter at the threshold of sleep had passed I activated certain regions of my brain and adjusted my brainwaves to 4.18 Hz. Others on that frequency might help with
my efforts in finding the missing girl. She had last been seen about a month ago, by the rail station off of 10th and Sternwood. The investigation had started to wind down, and pol
ice all but abandoned the search for girl. As for me, it became an obsession. In late July, I seduced the girl's father, hoping to elicit a confession. Instead, I got
herpes. I got him stinking drunk. The S.O.B. just bawled about his missing daughter. I locked him in the basement until he would confess. A few weeks later they caught the killer.
Awkward--over to Yahoo Questions. "If you had imprisoned a man with a missing daughter who you thought had killed her, but you were wrong, what would you do?" Banana28 said: Yo!
Is she single? know waht Id do.lol. WTPA. FTF. FWB, IKR?" Commentors didn't like Banana28's response to the post & criticized his spelling, his mama, his very existence on earth
day. Banana28 was unfazed by criticism. This was mainly due to the fact that his mama had given him unconditional love.
And now, strong, lean, confident, and infinitely apeeling, Banana28 was ready to lavish his knowledge of love onto his chosen bride: Carmen Miranda. They lived happily ever after.

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