He woke up slightly groggy. Must have been

He woke up slightly groggy. Must have been some party last night. In his haze he noticed there was a red string tied to his big toe.
~Weird~ he thought. 'Man, I musta got tore up last night!' He untied the red string and noticed a small note underneath. It read: RUN. A growing sense of dread crept upon him.
Like when he hit rock bottom and made a video after his girlfriend dumped him, warning himself to stay away from her. Unlike then, he'd heed this warning to RUN, but run where?
He should run, she should run so far away, he thought. But he couldn't get away. A cloud appeared above his head. A beam of light came shining down on him.
"I just bought a maglite! , God said with a gleeful voice. "Have a look!" I gazed into the celestial blaze: "Well yes that's very nice Mr. God" , i commented dryly.
Anything to get a promotion. I was tired of whispering whims to the faithful on God's behalf. "Mr. Spirit, can I have a word with you?" God asked. Uh-oh. "My maglite reveals truths
within you that are contrary to your intended purpose. You are supposed to be promoting fruits such as love, joy, peace, patience, goodness, gentleness & self-control." God's eval
Uation form was ten pages long! My interviewer was Marty McFly's grandson. He kept chewing like the dog he became when kicked out of the house. Bear was his new name. He loved it.
But none of that made this interview any easier. Bear might have been house broken but he was not office broken so that he had peed all over my 10 page evaluation form. I had to
Spritz him with a spray-bottle of water in order to discipline him.

Started: 2012-05-03 03:22:48
Finished: 2016-12-08 23:05:48

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