Selfie-cam™ fits snuggly over your skull

Selfie-cam™ fits snuggly over your skull & the carbon fiber mount allows the lightweight camera to hover just above your head keeping your face in sharp focus. You're online 24/7!
And the new Selfie-cam™ SpiteDrowner Earmuffs™ will mask the sounds of scornful laughter at your expense as you instantaneously instagram every second of your life to Facebook!
Morton fumed. He yanked out the radio and threw it into the next lane. "These jigwigs with their Selfie-Headsets™ -- look at this guy -- completely in my way!" Morton honked and sw
allowed teeth as one of the jigwigs took exception to his gesticulations and served him a knuckle sandwich. Another jigwig caught the whole exchange on his Selfie-Headset™ and
at that point it all started getting weird. When the second jigwig posted the barney on Youtube, I became an overnight celebrity. Now I'm living the dream as I'm married to a woman
who believes herself to be a man trapped in the body of a cartoon duck. I don't want to brag, but can my wife quack, or what? Know what I mean? Neither do I. But we're happy and we
Live in bungalow #7 in the old business district. Our sundries shop was patronised by none other than the great man himself, wearing a gorilla suit. King Kong requested several
bunches of bananas, coconuts, papaya, and mangoes. Kong's order was filled by a team of chattering Capuchin monkeys. When no one was looking, they pick-pocketed
the pockets of Picts that were travelling through the jungle that was nothing like what they knew north of the Firth & Clyde. Even so, that was few pockets to pick & they went hung
the pictures on the wall.

Started: 2014-05-27 18:57:18
Finished: 2017-12-26 11:27:47

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