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Selfie-cam™ fits snuggly over your skull

  • Selfie-cam™ fits snuggly over your skull & the carbon fiber mount allows the lightweight camera to hover just above your head keeping your face in sharp focus. You're online 24/7!
  • And the new Selfie-cam™ SpiteDrowner Earmuffs™ will mask the sounds of scornful laughter at your expense as you instantaneously instagram every second of your life to Facebook!
  • Morton fumed. He yanked out the radio and threw it into the next lane. "These jigwigs with their Selfie-Headsets™ -- look at this guy -- completely in my way!" Morton honked and sw
  • allowed teeth as one of the jigwigs took exception to his gesticulations and served him a knuckle sandwich. Another jigwig caught the whole exchange on his Selfie-Headset™ and
  • at that point it all started getting weird. When the second jigwig posted the barney on Youtube, I became an overnight celebrity. Now I'm living the dream as I'm married to a woman
  • who believes herself to be a man trapped in the body of a cartoon duck. I don't want to brag, but can my wife quack, or what? Know what I mean? Neither do I. But we're happy and we
  • Live in bungalow #7 in the old business district. Our sundries shop was patronised by none other than the great man himself, wearing a gorilla suit. King Kong requested several
  • bunches of bananas, coconuts, papaya, and mangoes. Kong's order was filled by a team of chattering Capuchin monkeys. When no one was looking, they pick-pocketed
  • the pockets of Picts that were travelling through the jungle that was nothing like what they knew north of the Firth & Clyde. Even so, that was few pockets to pick & they went hung
  • the pictures on the wall.

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