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Jake Whistler of WeatherTV kind of liked

  • Jake Whistler of WeatherTV kind of liked it when the wind caught him during a storm report and blew him 50 miles up the coast. He landed on one of his favorite restaurants,
  • McDonalds. The weatherman climbed in and placed an order. "Yes, I'd like a Mc-FLURRY, please. Ooh, and is your Filet-O-Fish made from fresh HAIL-ibut?" The cashier groaned at Jake
  • from behind the bulletproof glass. He handed the weatherman his Happy Meal. "Is my payment reasonable? FAIR IN HEIGHT?" quipped Jake. "Why the COLD FRONT?" The puns drew predators
  • from the rabble of trailer trash patronizing the McDonald's where they danced and frolicked gaily to crappy hip hop. The weatherman disregarded the puns Jake threw at him, & simply
  • the best" came over the radio. It was the Chevy Hommage to White Trash. It gave the Trailer Trash people the power to fly. They made capes out of "shammy's" and flew into the
  • red, red sky because romantic songs transport people to Venus. On Venus, Trailer Trash people have the power to become awesome: they become Satellite Trash. They have the power to
  • convert trash into leveraged derivatives! The Space Bankers were the first to see the potential of this talent, possessed by a people who were mainly concerned with hunting moonrat
  • s for their over-large testicles. In fact, it was amazing they didn't go extinct already, dragging all that baggage.The Space Bankers marketed these as a cattle humour replacement.
  • It was a ballsy move, but once again the Space Bankers were right on the money. Everyone wanted them and anyone who was anyone got them. But they had to ride side saddle.
  • Expanding the monetary medium in the vacuum of space was quite a feat, but they relished a challenge. In the end they franchised their business & left the galaxy $40g in the black.
Started
2011-08-24 07:33:07
Finished
2014-12-30 21:47:06

1 Comments

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    zxvasdf Dec 31 2014 @ 08:36

    Somewhere, out there, the Tralfamadorians, despite being in all Time, are being bilked by the Space Bankers.

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