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That old bag is made of cells. Cells are

  • That old bag is made of cells. Cells are bags of liquid and proteinaceous glob. They contain organelles. Organelles are just smaller bags with more liquid and glob.
  • She didn't smack him, but she sure wanted to. "What is this, Clive Barker Hour?!" He had a nice face, bristles, legs, package, but he obviously had some kind of mental quirk that
  • meant his obnoxiousness was contagious. She gingerly put her ear against his bristly package. It was ticking. She managed to swivel her horrified eyes to his. In order to disarm
  • the scrotubomb, she cupped him gently & prepared to cut the slightly protruding wires with...her teeth. He groaned in simultaneous terror & ecstasy while she bent to her task.
  • When she got "down there" she was perplexed. There were so many wires connected to his scrotubomb. If she pulled the wrong one -- oh well, what the hell. She decided on the red one
  • and with a little beep a portal opened up in his bellybutton and out i came. Well I hardly believe it myself but that children is how i met your mother. Now let us all forget
  • the dreadful miseries of the material world and imbibe of the sacred Woojawee root." Father filled the hookah bowl with the pungent root paste and we each grabbed a hose.
  • Soon thick curls of yellow smoke snaked across the room. AAHOOOOMMMMmmmm. The Woojawee made my stomach tighten and I felt my spirit animal begin to stir. I looked over at the other
  • funeral attendees. They were pretending to be broken up. The yellow smoke hung like a wet curtain above the corpse. My Woojawee and my spirit animal faced off for spiritual combat.
  • But we eyed each other, with sadness. So many people had died already. Were we going to add 1 more to the pile? No, we decided, as we mutually agreed to part ways forever.
Started
2014-01-04 18:12:02
Finished
2015-02-04 13:34:26

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 04 2015 @ 17:40

    LOL - Classic FoldingStory.

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