The dinner was simply exquisite - dormouse
- The dinner was simply exquisite - dormouse poppers with fish sauce, followed by the main course - sparrow-tongue stuffed sow uterus swimming in aspic; for desert, jellied eel and
- crayfish eggs followed by infusion of manx hairball. Did he detect a hint of estrus? Katsuo Padsitski's jaw dropped as if he was catnipped. The Newyorker's gourmet Catfood critic
- was plagiarizing his review of catfood from the reviews of lean cuisine. The Gourmet Catfood critic would just slip in "catfood" in the appropriate place. Katsuo Padsitski was
- lucky. The readers only noticed the typos and thought he was being catty for leaving them in the finished article. "Attempting brown sauce over titbits of tuna: a felines deright."
- "You do realize the new distributor is Japanese, don't you?"
- "Yes, of course I do!" I huffed. "I'm turning Japanese. I really think so, the new distributor will be fine. Just fine. Now shuddup about it, will you?" The next day I met with
- Mr. Hamamoto, who was amazed I could speak some Japanese. He had been looking for someone with my business acumen. He did all his sales under the table, so I would be paid in cash.
- I had been hired to take some of the Folding Stories and transfer them onto tiny paper for insertion into the companies fortune cookies. Some of the stories were not
- complete, while others gave such insight that people would begin to just their life on the insert.
- And just like that, the dinosaurs realized that people were just interested in their own well-being and the end of their rule was coming.
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- 2013-07-06 17:11:03
- Finished
- 2016-09-25 18:19:34
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