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"It is dead now," Adam assured me, one of

  • "It is dead now," Adam assured me, one of his hands resting heavily on my shoulder. I wasn't so sure. "Are... are you positive?" I couldn't make myself look away from the
  • giant pig. My only friend in life. We had laughed together, we had cried together, me and that pig. It wouldn't just be the same living without seeing that pig every day.
  • Charlotte let her tears fall on the web that said, "Wilbur." That night she cried herself to sleep. But when the moon was high, she saw Wilbur, he was pale, with ravenous eyes
  • and pitching movies to invisible network types. "Ok, setup, everybody keeps saying Satan is the life of the party, then we are at a party and Satan dies, everybody dies."
  • Invisible network type shakes his head and lets out a pitying laugh, "That was pitched already. Already in the works with a better writer."
  • He pulled a lever and the floor underneath the writer gave way to a crocodile pit. "NEXT!" shouted the network cable rep. A sheepish looking Albert Einstein shuffled to the podium.
  • and tapped his finger on the microphone in front of him. He quietly uttered, "Is this thing on?" and stared at the cable rep. He continued, "Well, my name is Albert Einstein, and
  • I am dead. What's my price, Alex?" Alex Trebek did a double-take, seeing Einstein asking about insurance. "I'm afraid we don't give discounts to geniuses, Albert," he said, " but I
  • can grant one choice a topic or a competitors for the next episode of jeopardy. Thinking deeply and surprising Trebek. Einstein selected the subject of "Jung Shadows and Persona".
  • Trebek did a double take. “Al, I thought you’d choose Relativity for $1000.” “Been there, done that,” replied Einstein. Bad move. He lost Jeopardy! and returned to Princeton broke.
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2014-03-18 17:41:34
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2020-04-08 11:52:53

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    LordVacuity Apr 08 2020 @ 13:02

    but he still had the best gams in the Physics Deptartment.

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