27

"The Commies are Coming: the Musical" landed

  • "The Commies are Coming: the Musical" landed on Mr. Hackensmoot's desk during the darkest hour of his producer career. How to finance it? He retitled the musical "Bolshevik
  • Babes in Babushkas" and got the cheapest off-off-off Broadway theater he could find to run it. "Bolshevik Babes in Babushkas" (or 'B to the three' as its fans called it) went on
  • to become a HUGE hit & then toured nationally.I was lucky enough to get hired as the stage manager for "Bolshevik Babes in Babushkas" & got to know the "girls" pretty well. Hairy
  • but fine athletic men, all of them. One of the upsides was that it came with the job to shave those hairy bastards down. Boris the butcher was particularly
  • eager to have a whack at it, yet also particularly bad at doing so. His right hand would always start to twitch, which made it difficult to aim. Once the blade slipped, and Boris
  • had killed a golfer. Boris thought practicing knife throwing outside was the safest thing in the world. But he'd retired on a golf course. And so here was a dead duffer in a sand
  • pit. He pulled the knife from the golfer's forehead, fetched a spade & buried him in the bunker. Boris then resumed knife throwing practice until the golf course was littered with
  • dead pigeons. Boris then got tired and decided to leave the golf course to go and have a bite to eat. He pocketed the knife and the spade and set off towards Brucies Steakhouse for
  • that new vegetarian dish he had heard about. Boris first went to the men's room to wash up a bit, not noticing the Steakhouse' attractive barmaid. "Hey
  • Your meal will be ready in 10 minutes. You are going to like it, sir." Yes, it had portobello mushrooms as well as those shaped like a trumpet. The Paradise Steakhouse was popular.
Started
2013-04-23 14:03:11
Finished
2016-05-04 08:34:16

1 Comments

  1. Avatar

    SlimWhitman May 04 2016 @ 13:58

    Chanterelles?

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!