I looked over my shoulder to see where the
- I looked over my shoulder to see where the noise, a deep throaty chuckle, came from. "Blurh," The chuckle came again. He was getting closer... Elmo. He was coming.
- "Ah ha ha! Hah hah!" He laughed evilly as he waddled toward me with a bloody machete. "Tickle-Me-Elmo is going to KILL YOU!" He giggled manically. As he stepped over Barbie dolls
- and their dismembered extremities, he slipped and fell on his side. "Oh dear, help me up, please." There was no way I was helping homicidal Elmo. I picked up its bloody machete.
- The machete had writing smeared into the bloody streaks: "Elmo's World". I turned around, he was gone. I quickly turned off the TV, hoping no more muppets entered into my room.
- They say that nothing is stronger than my love except everything else and I believed them. So I was not surprised at all when Animal entered my Army tent unannounced bearing a pink
- dildo. It was used but only to fish out old socks from the dryer vortex where the missing sock goes. He claimed it had magical powers and I would need ti to open
- mystical gateways that led to the most wonderful, marvelous delights ever known to man. I always knew he was full of it and I started to say so. Just then it started glowing
- And everything appeared upside down. I was very disoriented the rest of the day. The grammophone played Ravi Shankar which sent me into a trance. It made for an interesting
- 7 or 8 hours until lethargy set in and I fell asleep in the Temperance fountain on Indiana Avenue. When I awoke, a second grade class was standing there staring at me while the
- FBI'S top forensic team tried to extricate me from a pile of bodies that used to be a quartet of Leprechaun cobblers. Each of their eyes had been replaced by bright shoe buckles.
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- 2014-12-30 19:13:19
- Finished
- 2016-12-05 08:12:34
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Woab Dec 05 2016 @ 15:41
Wow, seinundzeit, nice imagery!