Papa's words echoed against our free will

Papa's words echoed against our free will whenever out intentions steered defiantly into unknown territory. They were meant to keep us safe, but the lush imprisonment chafed even
when we were very young. Now that my sisters and I were in our early 20s, his admonitions about speaking to boys seemed a bit excessive. Still he was right about the
rule of penis. If the guy is too nice on the first date and pushes hard for commitment before any make out sessions then there is something wrong with the dick. You can count on
me to tell you true. He wants to corral you into a relationship before you get a feel for the goods, you know what I'm saying? So he plays chaste and romantic to snare you into
buying what he's selling, if you get my drift.? So, what you do, is, you act like you're going along, if you follow me? Then before he knows what hit him, you act all coy, see?
And then, after we accomplish this feat of trickery, we can discover, just how many commas and question marks, are too many? You get my drift?
The entire room was shocked into silence as if Grammar Man had descended from Heaven with an armful of new
arm hair. That Grammar man was a hairy bastard was not well known in their circles, but hardly a reason to have called the Nair patrol! Birds have a better
life, nobody expects them to wax their feathers. But the Grammar man's hair was excessive, it nearly covered his whole face. He had to part his beard to see out and
he didn't even bother to do that much any more. He was last seen rambling about past participles and noun-verb agreement down on the 3700 block of Pico Blvd. If u go, say Hi for me

Started: 2010-12-31 11:10:32
Finished: 2011-02-28 18:02:01

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