Facebook just added "video call", I would
- Facebook just added "video call", I would talk to...
- Bigfoot because he would tell me all his hiding places and where he keeps his beef jerkey and he will share them with me and
- boy does this beef jerkey taste funny. Doesn't tast beefy at all. What kind beef jerky is this the Sasquatch is trying to feed me? Is that a lip?
- I think it is. Why does he keep looking at me like that? I'm just going to keep chewing. I really don't want to swallow this Sasquatch's jerky. Damn, man, why does this kinda stuff
- -ed jalapeno popper always give me indigestion. Wow that sasquatch smells bad, or is that me? Maybe if I offer some beef jerky to the sasquatch it will let me
- rub it's belly. Yeah, that's a good sasquatch. Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are! Aw, what a sweetheart he is, look I can make him shake his leg if I rub this spot right here.
- Quick honey, take a picture! Right by that redwood stump. Me and sasquatch, pals forever! Smile! Hey honey, don't use the flash it might startle him. DON'T USE...
- It's DARK for God's sake! Of course he had to use the flash! It's her own fault, if she hadn't be so adamant about getting her picture taken with a freakin' monster, this wouldn't
- have left them open to the noogie attack from all the younger cousins. You lose concentration for one second to take a pic with a monster and here comes the onslaught. No choice
- but to revert back to my sandwich tactic. I took the ham put it on rye bread lathered it with mayonaisse and fed it to the beast. He died, I lived... The End
- Started
- 2011-08-11 20:04:02
- Finished
- 2012-11-01 13:22:32
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