I woke up this morning, not knowing that

I woke up this morning, not knowing that I would begin here. This is a strange, new world to me and I am lost. Where do I go from here? Can anyone help me

find my marbles which I've, upon stumbling in here, spilled amongst all these other marbles. Help. Which one's mine? Yours? Lord preserve me, for I hath lost my marbles.

Like a mad roller skater, I flailed wildly trying to maintain balance on the rolling sea of marbles. Hopeless, I collapsed down into them and rolled on top of them, some mine, some

weren't mine. Face-down, I slid along the sea of marbles, like it was an icerink. I watched them race by and desperately searched for mine. But then I realised. I had lost

my marbles. I had lost them! After all these years. I looked about and saw marbles of every shape and colour. None of them were mine. I would have to find mine, I would have to.

I dug through the mountains of marbles frantically. I'd know my marbles when I saw them. They wouldn't stay lost for much longer! I toppled three huge piles before I found what I'd

been looking for: The Algodoo marble. It was perfect with lots of abilities like teleportation, camouflage, and most importantly, speed. I could go anywhere! Maybe even

Algodoo itself! Many who went never returned.It was rumored Medusa was queen & the City's Marble statues once lived. But with my lump of marble's camouflage & teleportation powers

I was able to get a counter job at Medusa's Wig emporium. It paid fairly well, but Medusa was the only customer, and she could be incredibly demanding. I was too afraid to quit

for fear the snakes in her wig would chase me from the store and bite me in the legs and ass until I died. I wanted to hire St. Patrick to banish the snakes, but he was too pricey.