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The superintendent of schools for the county

  • The superintendent of schools for the county was understanding, but had some general considerations. "I'm sorry -- The Martian Temple of Xrekhlior in Exile cannot rent our space."
  • "Think of the learning opportunities, cultural exchange.. When we open the portal to Mars & Xrekhlior arrives you & the pupils of your school district will be spared." The Superint
  • endant nodded, hypnotized by the electronic voice. "Your will is my command," the Superintendant murmured, trancelike, & guided the Martian recruiter to the playground. Xrekhlior
  • sat on the swing and began to zoom back and forth. "Whee!" Xrekhlior cried as he swang through the air. meanwhile, unbeknowst to Xrekhelior, the nearby superintendent regained his
  • hair through a series of transplants from a weird little Iranian dude who wanted the hair removed from his shoulders. It made the superintendent want a red sports car really
  • desperately. He knew it took a certain kind of asshat to zip around in a bright green sports car, but it had seemed like a good idea at the time. Now it made him think of vomit
  • , though that was probably because of the amount of times his obnoxious high-speed antics had caused his passengers to throw up in the back, not because of the sports car's colour.
  • Motor-vating down the hill in Andersonville during the wee hours in search of Maybelline was the favourite pastime of Chuck Berry. He stopped at the Automat for coffee. It was
  • hot and black, just like Maybelline, but unlike her the coffee allowed Chuck Berry's lips to touch it. Meanwhile, Maybelline was motor-vating over the hill in a Coupe deVille.
  • That is where they were T-boned by Sally in her '65 Caddy. A Caddy bought for her by the Defendant who is pleading Sally would not let him ride in it. Poison Ivy is also involved.
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2014-01-26 20:26:09
Finished
2016-11-08 17:22:12

5 Comments

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    LordVacuity Nov 08 2016 @ 17:25

    I had not been aware until this moment that the East-West Rap War has been going on this long.
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    SlimWhitman Nov 08 2016 @ 17:38

    Nice, my favorite part " but unlike her the coffee allowed Chuck Berry's lips to touch it".
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    Woab Nov 09 2016 @ 14:08

    Thanks. I am a fan of the song.
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    Woab Nov 09 2016 @ 14:09

    I coulda used a comma in there, though. Maybe I was being stingey with the spaces.
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    LordVacuity Nov 09 2016 @ 15:33

    Nah, that comma would have us wondering if she was the coffee.

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