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I was so excited about Christmas day because

  • I was so excited about Christmas day because I knew my dad had gotten me a puppy and I could not wait to finally meet her.
  • I already had a name picked out I was going to call her princess soft and fluffy!
  • .... but little did I know--- the "princess" was in fact a BOY!!! Yikes!!! What am I going to do with alllll this pink???!!!???
  • A-oogah! Time to partay! I took all the extra pink clothing and decorated my balcony. I made a giant apple martini, and shouted to the world, "Let me loose. Touch my style!"
  • "I'm a golden goose, with a pink papoose & a sloppy smile." As I continued my apple martini fueled rant, a small crowd of admirers began to form below the bloomered balcony. "I'm a
  • jelly donught argonaut, a mellow-tempered astronaut." The crowd under the balcolny cheered as I waxed poetic, though my license should've been revoked, my blood alcohol content exc
  • Ised at a delayed municipal rate but within an acceptable margin not requiring SEC reporting provided the reporting firm was a Class EH, which we were. The crowd cheered louder.
  • They created such a ruckus that Michael Stipe found inspiration for his next work of art from it. He grabbed a piece of chicken wire and started with that. He worked until 3am.
  • when it was time to clean his files and change his Depends Real Fit for Men Extra Large. He flung the chicken-wire art out the window and it landed on Prudence Pinkfanny’s head.
  • Vera Wang just happened to be driving by and stopped the car to offer Pru $1 million for her haute hat design, plus royalties from sales. Pru then moved to a better neighborhood.
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2014-02-20 14:28:33
Finished
2017-03-04 12:20:10

3 Comments

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    Woab Mar 04 2017 @ 12:22

    Art, fashion, and puppies are fickle mistresses.
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    LordVacuity Mar 04 2017 @ 14:38

    But Pru never lost her religion because she had taken the time to having her religion chained down to a kraken in the darkest pit in 17 hells while wearing a doily.
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    Woab Mar 06 2017 @ 12:50

    (I warned her not to do that, by the way.)

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