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It was the first day of school and I looked

  • It was the first day of school and I looked in the mirror and discovered I had the chicken pox.
  • Then I remembered that earlier I accidently bumped into the new girl in the hallway. I said 'scuse me, but she forked her fingers at me & said "A pox on you!" So now look at me!
  • I first noticed the pox when I was getting changed for gym class. By the time I had finished school that day my entire body was covered in pussy sores. I continued to go about my u
  • nderwear modeling as if I wasn't afflicted. I couldn't fool my boss, though. Calvin Klein knows a pussy pox when he sees one. He brought me some ointment with that trademark smile.
  • Was it smile? Was it a smirk? Or a poorly planned grimace. I'll never know because his face was offputting. But there is no denying that that is what Mr. Klein is known for.
  • Mr. Klein, after all, was given no choice in the matter. He was instead given a great power-- or terrible curse-- and it chose for him. He was not willful enough to resist it.
  • He had the power to shapeshift into anything he touched. After making love to his wife he accidently activated his powers. He flopped down the streets as a vagina, not knowing
  • why he was getting such strange looks. Perhaps his personal grooming habits were out of touch with the current styles. Noticing a barbershop, he stopped in for a quick trim.
  • At least he thought it was a barbershop. The 'barber' had him sit in a "hair dryer unit". The treatment will just take 10 minutes said the "barber". Then the microelectrodes insert
  • a probe into his Shriner's port and interface to delete his brain. Gone was his life, all because someone else had the resources, the tech and the will. Broken, forever, by a toy.

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