As he lay on his hospice bed, death fast
- As he lay on his hospice bed, death fast approaching. A religious councilor came to try and comfort him. She spoke for a while and he said "Hush! God can wait. Paul Harveys on."
- Paul Harvey was welcoming him, beckoning him to follow the light with the promise of heaven. In the background, far away, he could hear the sound of a flatlined monitor. He rose
- to greet Paul at the Pearly Gates, when Paul pushed the trap door to the exit chute to Hell and exclaimed to the man, "Paul Harvey..........................Good day!"
- But the Pearly Gates opened and knocked Paul into the exit chute to Hell. He landed in a fiery lake, Paul Harvey was sitting on a throne and said, "And that's the rest of the story
- but hey, this place looks like something that needs development.Plenty of hot earth to offer to land-hungry Bedouins,and, inspired by tents,Paul Harvey offered 'Council of Hell' a
- great watermelon. He really didn't know why but far inside he knew he has to! just after he started feeling very strange and
- gay, he realized that the watermelon had injected him with a mysterioud substance. "Oh god!! WH DO I HAVE BOOBS?!" he screamed. The formidable melon replied, experimental steroids"
- After that booby conversation i finally go to the Theme Park, so boring that i go to my house to play some Wii and still boring. I finally go to my friend's house and play some
- Xbox 360, and after a couple brutal round of Red Dead Redemption, my stomach began to
- explode. As I bled out and faded into oblivion, I realized it was punishing me for filling it with leftover Taco Bell. This was no Red Dead Redemption - this was Red Dead Revenge!
- Started
- 2011-03-21 21:18:11
- Finished
- 2011-04-24 15:30:06
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