And there was world peace. Ever harmonious

And there was world peace. Ever harmonious speech flowed from tounges across the land
. The people of the world were in a hive mind, all in sync, all subdued... except Marty, who couldn't quite get it right and was playing havoc in his sector. He kept thinking of
what came first the chicken or the egg.
the egg came first, of course! this is because dinosaurs laid eggs, and dinosaurs were around before chickens. therefore the egg has existed longer than the chicken. (ihavenolife)
this offended his chicken terribly, even though it was only thanks to his power to resolve paradoxical riddles that they managed to defeat the Sphinx and recover the legendary eggs
which the chicken now sat upon. She squawked irritably and fixed a beady, yellow eye onto anyone who approached her and the legendary eggs.
Three days past & her feathery bottom was getting sore from sitting on the nest so long. She longed to leave the prized eggs for a little squat-n-gobble. But did she dare?
A loud squawk alerted her that she had a visitor. Without thinking she went into Momma Mode. They hadn't even hatched yet! It was a hawk, offering her a still warm mouse. She ate t
imidly, as she felt nervous with another bird in her house. Then suddenly the hawk laughed, and he started pecking at her eggs! She pecked back at the hawk, and a brawl broke out.
Chaos ensued in the house. Neither wanting to give up. Thus was the beginning of the Girl Hawk Chronicles which would last 100 years. Legend has it that the girl won.

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