How do I love Cowboy TV? Let me count the
- How do I love Cowboy TV? Let me count the ways:
- And that's all she wrote. This mysterious letter--her odd disappearance. What did it all mean? I traveled to our "favorite place--" I drove all the way to the town of Old
- Angela Lansbury who said, "Actually it was not all that she wrote, is was Murder She Wrote." I hate Angela's town, there's a statue of her at Joann's Fabrics for making it out
- of town, as the statue's right arm points to he nearest Interstate onramp. The, left one
- pointed right at the Stucky's. It was perfect. The restaurant sign to end all restaurant signs. Duncan was certain this would boost sales so he could keep his business open.
- If people thought there was a Stucky's inside his vast roadside porn warehouse, they'd almost HAVE to to buy something while looking desperately down each aisle for a nut roll.
- The low carb diet craze put a damper on his nut roll-based get-rich-quick schemes. But the porn warehouse did surprisingly well. Employee fraud was his biggest problem and Hank was
- a manager who showed zero tolerance for that. If he caught anyone, he made them go into a booth with a stack of "Girls gone Wild" and an empty
- tissue box. Their punishment was cleaning up after themselves, although an empty tissue box was as effective at wiping up cumshots as
- blowing your nose with a vagina. Which is what they had to do five minutes later when they felt a bit sniffly. All in all it was not a good night.
- Started
- 2011-01-28 00:56:32
- Finished
- 2011-04-26 08:33:01
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