Walking down the school hallway, he saw Bob
- Walking down the school hallway, he saw Bob the Bully running at him full speed, probably ready to knock him over. "Look man, I'm sorry I slept with Jane, I left my wallet at her
- house last night on the nightstand next to the Mick Jagger and the paper with the Safe Word. It was "Quandary". She said you would not mind if I gave her the business. I gave good.
- ..word to her, but I think it was a trick... I'm not sure though. Can Mick Jagger be trusted?
- He was a good businessman, having gone to the London School of Economics! He seemed to have become a vegetarian and nonsmoker, as wellas teetotaler and on partygoer since the day
- he woke up on a meathook over a flaming pyre of tobacco leaves with an empty Wild Turkey bottle in his hand. After that he focused strictly on financial matters. His first book
- was propping open the window as he chucked a bucket of bathwater outside, inadvertently drenching some laundry drying below. "You made my panties sopping wet!" shouted his
- grandma, with whom he lived. He knew his grandma only had 2 pairs of panties. She was wearing one pair, and she needed the other pair for her tea party tonight. What should he do?!
- An idea came to him. He would deconstruct one of his low rise briefs and resew it into a panty for grandma. Not for nothing was all those years he interned with Christian Dior.
- Grandma was pleased with her 2nd hand designer undies; finally something stylish to poop into! That day, she showed her appreciation again & again. "Gotta splurge on Depends" he re
- minded Grandma, but those designer undies were all she wanted to poop in ever again. Depends, she scolded him, were for losers. A proud Depends wearer himself, he dejectedly left.
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Woab Mar 05 2018 @ 12:43
I know know way more about Mick Jagger than I ever need to know.