"But I am better than you." They all wanted
- "But I am better than you." They all wanted to argue, because, well you're just not supposed to say that. But, they're protests were blocked by unassailable truth. He was better,
- tastier, with a smokey flavor that reminded everyone who licked him of raspberries, for some reason. And his hair tasted like butterscotch. Mmmm... Butterscotch...
- "Mr. Lecter, thank you for your testimony," sad the judge. "You are hereby convicted of cannibalism, jaywalking, and medical malpractice. I sentence you to a vegan diet." Lecter
- howled with rage, "Now what will I eat Fava Beans with? More Fava Beans?" Judge Wapner pounded the gavel. "So says The People's Court!" Lecter was wheeled out. "I am so displeased.
- I have half a mind to go on an insane killing spree. Or I could file a direct appeal for adjudication pending prospective further evidential forthcomings." Lecter's eyes shifted
- left and right in response to the overwhelming corporate/legal BS. No one knew that Lecter was a living legal search engine. His internal engine found the answer. "Killing spree
- activated" it said. Lecter whirred monotonously, it's little mechanical brain whizzing thoughts around its structure.
- When its cogs became stuck due to a corroded sprocket. He suddenly fell over, offline. Not long afterwards, a Recycle Drone flew down and swooped up the cannibalistic automaton.
- Rex Stardust came back online in an oily puddle at the bottom of a waste bin at the Recycling Center. He formed a band with an expired traffic droid and two animated Mannequins
- known the world over as the now infamous "Stardust Trash Trio." I'm Zax Leepman, and this has been another episode of "Great RoboMusic History." Good night!
- Started
- 2011-08-14 16:50:32
- Finished
- 2012-07-29 16:27:01
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Chaz Jul 29 2012 @ 22:05
Do Robots Dream of the Silence of Electric Lambs?
49erFaithful Jul 30 2012 @ 16:46
This explains a lot. Not everything, but a lot.
SlimWhitman Jul 31 2012 @ 09:17
"A wet sprocket is a rusty sprocket" - ancient automaton proverb